This section feels kind of redundant since, essentially this blog is about me. However, to be fair, I’ll provide a bit o’ information about myself.

Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy…oh wait, that’s a speech from Austin Powers (clearly my  humor is high brow).

Really, I’m just a 30 (soon to be 31) year-old DC resident who is a Texan at heart. I enjoy writing and making people laugh – two things I hope to accomplish here. By day I’m a technical writer for a military contracting firm, and in my free time I enjoy writing, reading, watching TV and torturing my cat by picking her up even though she clearly dislikes it.

That’s all you get for now! Hope you enjoy!